The Naughty Nymphs

In our Bloomers! 

No, it's not quite what you're thinking.  We wanted a place to exhibit all the weird stuff our audiences have tossed into our bloomers at hat pass.  Some of it, we like, some of it we are pretty proud of.  Some, we just wonder...

An Ode to the Naughty Nymphs

by David Dickerson

Three cheers

For three dears

And their smut-singing show!

They're fun

And each one

Is a nymph with an O.

Take a ganda

At Amanda!

She's eager to please.

She's lusty

She's busty

And has very strong knees...

If Delia

Wants to feel ya,

You're best to just let her.

She looks

Really good

But she feels even better!

When Katya

Has got ya

You'll never be bored.

This rose

Really knows

How to swallow a sword!

That's the show

Now you know

Every one by their name.

So have fun!

When it's done,

You'll be glad you all came.

The short list:

1. Photos (and videos) of our show - photos go in the website gallery, if there's a name to give the credit to.

2. Condoms.  Obviously.

3. Tiny liquor bottles of Bailey's Irish Cream: Amanda's new favorite.  (Thanks Jim and Ellen Meehan!)

(right) This handwritten Ode was dropped in our bloomers at Flarf North (Live Oak) in April of 2002

(below) Dropped in our bloomers at hat pass was this photo.  As frightening as it seems, this is Katya at Flarf South in 2002. We have no idea who took it, but they are probably in therapy now.